August 2009

Inception

Inception movie trailer - starring Michael Caine, Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Cillian Murphy, Ellen Page, Marion Cotillard. Directed by Christopher Nolan. Theatrical Release Date: 7/16/2010
Genre: Action-Adventure
Rating: PG-13

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"Extreme Interventionist: The Man Behind The Cleaner" airs 8/11, 11/10C - 08/04/2009 11:01

A former addict, Warren Boyd, now more than 18 years sober, dedicates his life to helping addicts into recovery utilizing very unconventional methods. His personal journey inspired the A&E drama series "The Cleaner," starring Benjamin Bratt as an uncommon hero who takes a by any means necessary approach to save others from addiction. Now, for the first time ever, Boyd opens up and allows cameras to delve inside his very real, highly secretive world of extreme intervention and hands-on treatment

A&E Premieres New Series "Hoarders" Monday, August 17 at 10PM ET/PT - 08/11/2009 10:29

A&E delves into the world of extreme hoarding, a mental disorder marked by an obsessive need to collect things, even if the items are worthless, hazardous or unsanitary in the new original nonfiction series "Hoarders." The seven episode one-hour series premieres Monday, August 17 at 10:00PM ET/PT.

Hoarders find it impossible to throw things away, even when the items threaten to impair their daily life. Each episode of "Hoarders" takes a fascinating look at the lives of two different people

Meet Shannon Tweed and Sophie Tweed-Simmons in Los Angeles - 08/17/2009 15:39

Fans of Gene Simmons Family Jewels will have two opportunites to meet Shannon Tweed and Sophie Tweed-Simmons. The first chance will come at Cure in the Canyons 3 , taking place on Sunday, October 4 in Los Angeles. The second opportunity, will be at Run 4 Her Life on Sunday October 18th in Glendale, CA. Both events are dedicated to finding a cure for breast cancer, a cause that's very important to both Shannon and Sophie.

"I don't believe that anyone should just sit back and wait for cancer to

A&E Greenlights Real Life Series Featuring The Jacksons - 08/26/2009 13:01

The Jacksons, America's most famous musical family, will be starring in an upcoming A&E Real Life series. Further details will be posted as they become available.

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Welcome!

African American Cinema Gallery (AACG)
 

 
AACG is an inspirational tribute to Black actors, actresses and authors whose creativity has inspired the nation throughout history. It’s a touring multimedia presentation, which consists of an exhibit that covers numerous hidden information on African American films, drama series, sitcoms and more than 100 actors and actresses. It also includes essays, posters, news clippings, books, screenplays, exclusive children collectibles-dolls, action figures and animation characters, rare photos and famous quotes of great actors and actresses. This one of a kind collection contains more than 100 items of memorabilia.
The gallery’s mission is to develop racial pride and promote creativity. AACG’s desire is to inspire the youth to have visions and turn these visions into reality. AACG is an educational institute that provides enlightenment and cultural enrichment for our communities. By seeing this gallery we hope to inspire people to appreciate the value of black film and literature. “Through creative thinking, dreaming and turning that dream into a reality we can make a positive difference in the world,” said Len Gibson, President/Founder of AACG.
Years of information have been provided that shares the history of African Americans in film and literature in various books and other sources of research. Even with much success, the credit actors and actresses like: Sidney Poitier and Dorothy Dandridge, often get, is still not enough. Poitier and Dandridge transformed the history of blacks in films from a study of pictures or parts or personalities to one of star dimensions. Contact us by e-mail at: blackcinema@hotmail.com
This museum is very informative. It’s not frequent that we are able to see presentations on the history of African American film. This exhibit should be on display all year not just in Black history month.
Kashanna Brown- (Student) N.C School of The Arts
 

 
 
The Untold Story About A Place Called: Black Hollywood
AACG takes you on a journey along a path of success stories and triumphs of African American cinema artists. This journey will give you a practical lesson on the Black experience in Hollywood. AACG will travel to more than 12 states and 25 cities around the U.S. during Black History Month 2009.
For a list of institutions & events visit our Mission Page on this site.Contact Us: 678.472.4666

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AACG and the Sweet Auburn International Film Festival staff were invited to the set of "Stomp The Yard" to interview cast members and production crew for upcoming documentary "I Am Hollywood." Stomp The Yard was shot in Atlanta, GA and was produced by Rain Forest Productions- Rob Hardy, Executive Producer and Will Packer, Producer. Visit our marketplace page for film trailer. Film hits theaters nationwide on 01/12/07.

"The success of these great actors and actresses that are celebrated here are the results of hard work and dedication. We applaud every great achiever in film, television and theatre. AACG gives these great artists a standing ovation for the work they have done and the lives they have touched. We want these success stories and words of inspiration to uplift humankind and showcase to the world that everyone should to be recognized for their achievements regardless of their color, race, religion or creed. Dream big and big things will happen. Work hard and success will follow. Let AACG be your guiding light!"
Len Gibson, President/Founder (Chairman)


Letter to All, From James J.B Brown,First and foremost I'll start by saying God Is Great. As we set out to embark on the journey of educating people through entertainment, I must say that reprogramming minds is of great importance to me. I was so impresssed with the knowledge, artifacts, movies and etc., that Len Gibson of the African American Cinema Gallery / The Hispanic Cinema Museum has compiled, it was a no brainerfor me to accompany him on his Journey. I am a strong believer in breaking down barriers, or simply going over, under or around them, for generations this is what our foremothers and forefathers had to do. Creating our own Hollywood shouldnt be hard, Oscar Micheaux was doing it in the early 1900's, Hattie McDaniel did it, and was the first African American to win an Oscar. Paul Robeson did it, his dad was a run away slave and Paul's dad still went on to graduate from college. Gordon Parks, Melvin VanPeebles, Ossie Davis & Ruby Dee, Bill Cosby, Sidney Poitier, Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, Spike Lee, Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Wesley Snipes, John Singleton, Stan Lathan, Russell Simmons, Halle Berry, Will and Jada Smith, Chris Rock, Ice Cube, Ludacris, Three Six Mafia, Red Fox, Billie D. Williams, Diana Ross, Richard Pryor, Oprah Winfrey, Don Cheadle, Queen Latifah, LL Cool J, Bernie Mac, Diahann Carroll, Bill Duke, Obba Babatunde, Bernard Bronner, Rain Forest Films, Earvin "Magic" Johnson, Bob Johnson,Cathy Hughes, Tim and Daphanie Reid, Berry Gordy, Quincy Jones, Cicely Tyson, Tracy and Kenneth "Baby Face" Edmonds, Robert Townsend, Ron Oneil, Jim Brown, Pam Grier, James Earl Jones, Dorothy Dandridge, Harry Belafonte, Pearl Bailey, Glynn Turman, Lawrence H. Jacobs, Sheryll Lee Ralph, Curtis Mayfield, Issac Hayes, Cab Calloway, Lena Horne, Samuel L. Jackson, Nat King Cole, Mekhi Phifer, Louis Gossett Jr., Richard Roundtree, Fred Williamson, Cuba Gooding Jr., Allen Payne, Kadeem Hardison, Debbie Allen, Malcolm - Jamal Warner, Courtney B.Vance, Forest Whitaker, Keith David and the list goes on, all of the above were Generational Barrier Breakers that created their own Hollywood, I call it "BLACK HOLLYWOOD", AND IM PROUD OF IT AND WILL DO MORE THAN MY PART TO KEEP THE TORCH LIT.
Its all about Education, the secret is learning how to reach and teach people in a way that they will want to listen and learn. Film, Music and Television are tools that are needed for the task, fortunately these are tools that we have. So now it's all about making learning fun, that way we can reach and teach the youth without them being labeled A.D.D, or some other scapegoat / ignorant description. The answer can simply be, I'm not from where you're from so how do you to expect me to learn how you learn.
The African American Cinema Gallery / The Hispanic Cinema Museum founded by my Partner Len Gibson provides excellent avenues for EDU-TAINMENT, I'm proud to be a part of it and will use my 16 years of professional music experience and relationships to educate and entertain the children and adults as well, because only a fool thinks he/she has learned all they can. Enjoy the site and feel free to contact us , with questions comments, suggestions and answers. OH yeah pick up a book its FREE!!! EDUCATE, ACQUIRE WEALTH, GIVE BACK AND CIRCULATE THE DOLLAR...GODBLESS!!! TRULY YOURS,JAMES J.B BROWNCOO/Owner

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LATINO ART IN MOTION
Introducing the Hispanic Cinema Museum (HCM) created by the curator of The African American Cinema Gallery. HCM is a premiere multi-media traveling museum that celebrates the achievements of Hispanics and Latinos in the fields of film, television and theater. These artists are displayed by use of rare photographs, biographies, motivational quotes, one of a kind items of memorabilia and much more. HCM will embark on it's 2nd annual Hispanic Heritage Month Tour Sep. 15-Oct. 15. Contact us to find out how to book this educational exhibit.
For more information visit: www.hispaniccinema.org

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Monster Kane From Green Xanadu!

MONSTER FROM GREEN HELL (1958)Directed by Kenneth CraneSTARRING:Jim Davis - Dr. Quent BradyRobert Griffin – Dan MorganJoel Fluellen – ArobiBarbara Turner – Lorna LorentzCITIZEN KANE (1941)Directed by Orson WellesSTARRING:Orson Welles – Charles Foster KaneJoseph Cotton – Jedediah LelandDorothy Comingore – Susan Alexander KaneRay Collins – James GettysAgnes Moorehead – Mary KaneLet’s be clear from the outset: Monster From Green Hell is not an undiscovered gem. It is not one of those films that have resurfaced because of the advocacy of an insightful and dedicated fan base; nor is it even a film that has earned a stubborn and dedicated following for its charming faults or unintentional humor. It is highly unlikely that even the unpredictable French Intellectuals will ever sing its praises (although considering their love for Jerry Lewis, one can’t say for certain what the future holds).No, Monster From Green Hell is just a bad film that no one cares about and few have seen.It is, in short, a profound and utter failure; so much so that in its complete lack of value it becomes something pure as crystal. Monster is that rare, amazing anti-triumph that fails to fire on every single cinematic cylinder. This is no small accomplishment and is actually as scarce as a particular alignment of the planets. Here nothing – absolutely nothing – works to the film’s benefit; and because of this it becomes, certainly in spite of itself, a rare specimen and worthy of a close look.In thinking about Monster, I naturally thought of Orson Welles’, Citizen Kane. To say the least, the jury is in on Kane: It is a gold-standard classic. In Kane, every moment of screen time works for the film, controls the viewer in some subtle or bombastic way; grabs its viewer by the ear and walks him on tiptoes toward the films’ conclusion. For the purposes of this post I even watched Kane again and, as always, was beaten into submission.It is a complete and relentless success; and as such becomes the twin of Monster in the anti-matter universe. Everything fails in Monster. Everything succeeds in Kane. As love and hate are forever twinned – good and evil duel faces on the same coin - so are Monster and Kane. One can imagine a personified Monster standing at the threshold, the border, of the anti-matter universe, crackling for a moment in phosphorus/electric discharge, then blinking back to life on the other side as Kane (imagine further this new creation grinning, looking down over its perfect, flawless body – now full of the power to force an audience into adoration).Before we consider the Monster/Kane blood bond, lets consider, in whatever detail is available, Monster:Monster begins with a shot of a laboratory complex nestled in the hills of some western location. The shot is obviously a stock shot or matte, appropriately enough, of a much older and no doubt better film. We hear a gruff male voice read this voiceover:“This is the age of the rocket – the jet – atomic power. When man prepares to reach for the stars. But before he dares to launch himself into space, there’s one great question to be answered: What happens to life in the airless void above Earth’s atmosphere? Will life remain untouched – unharmed – by flight through space, or will it change into . . . what? There’s only one way to find out.”Speaking is Dr. Quent Brady (played with a dry-gulch Missouri twang by Jim Davis) who, along with assistant Dr. Dan Morgan (Robert Griffin) and a team of scientist, are shooting animals into space as test cases. It is a rather lackluster list of specimens chosen: a monkey, crabs, spiders, wasps, and a guinea pig; and each classification gets its own rocket (clearly NASA, in this age of the rocket and the jet, didn’t have the budgetary concerns it does now). It is the rocket carrying the wasps’ nest that will present a problem, as will the radiated wasps it brings back home from the airless void (though, I think a more interesting choice would have been an irradiated guinea pig, squeaking and running wild with surfboard sized front choppers).Irradiated Wasp Monster Naturally one of the insect-stuffed rockets goes wrong – the one containing a wasp’s nest -- and veers wildly off course, absorbing far more “cosmic radiation” than was anticipated. Our scientists can no longer track it, so Drs. Brady and Morgan consult the computer for a possible flight path. In an interested moment (the last such one we will see in this picture), Dr. Brady stands before a wall, the facility’s computer, and speaks data into the thing by use of a telephone. The computer hums and crackles like a Geiger counter for a moment, its prehistoric processor clearly working at its limits. Dr. Morgan holds the phone to his ear, receiving an answer, which he scribbles on a pad. Well, says Dr. Brady, where is the rocket going to land? Dr. Brady strolls purposefully over to a large, school globe handily placed in the middle of this ultra-modern research facility and thrusts a finger down over the “dark continent.”“If the computer is correct,” he says, “here. Just off the coast of Africa.”This leads us to a jump forward in time of six months and stock footage of African natives dancing and milling about to drumbeat in the Congo. Once grainy, stock footage has set the scene, we find Dr. Lorentz (Vladimir Sokoloff), his daughter, Lorna (Barbara Turner), and African native assistant, Arobi (Joel Fluellen) doing missionary work among the tribes. Lately, faithful guide Arobi has been bringing the doctor natives badly mutilated and stuffed with gallons of insect venom. The natives speak of these victims as having ventured into a cursed part of the jungle, the “Green Hell” where legendary monsters dwell. The natives, and guide Arobi, are too frightened by the legendary creatures of Green Hell to speak about it. The doctor, naturally, curses them all as ignorant savages. To contrast the enlightened doctor’s words, however, we are treated in the next shot to a piece of stock footage (natives fleeing by the hundreds across a great plain) as a giant insect with ant mandibles is poorly superimposed over it, rising over a hill and making a sound like a dentists drill.Back at the lab, we find Dr. Brady gazing at a newspaper article entitled “Central Africa in Turmoil.” Say, do you figure there’s a connection to that rocket of wasps we lost six months ago? asks the somewhat dim and subservient Dr. Morgan. What do you think numbnuts? retorts Dr. Brady (okay, he doesn’t really say that, but you can tell that’s what he’s thinking). Dr. Brady takes his second banana assistant to the laboratory to help convince him of the possible horrors of cosmic radiation. It is fortunate that Dr. Morgan is so eager to please, as the catalog of Irradiated mutation presented by Dr. Brady is thumpingly unimpressive.Brady shows Morgan three cages, set conveniently side by side on a table, all holding test specimens sent up in rockets. The first cage holds a pair of white-haired guinea pigs. “Their hair was brown when they were sent up,” says Brady in a leaden voice as though describing the red machinations of Satan’s workshop. In the next cage we see two obviously stuffed baby alligators, stiff as boards. “These two returned yesterday,” intones Brady. “They’ve been in a trance ever since.” Finally in cage number three we have a pair of spider crabs, one larger than the other. Brady explains that the small one is the mother, the big one the baby. Before laying eggs, mother spider crab was exposed to radiation!Well, in the light of such overwhelming and horrid scientific evidence, Dr. Morgan is convinced, and how! The two doctors decide, as responsible scientists, they have to go to central Africa. After all, there may be a dozen or so white-haired guinea pigs running rampant over the veldt. It is arranged that the impromptu safari will rendezvous with Dr. Lorentz, whose medical camp in Central Africa is located near the reported trouble.And it is at this point that the movie quickly veers off and is lost. What is left is barely a monster sci-fi movie at all. It becomes instead a badly edited, extremely dull jungle picture, completely dominated by tons and tons of stock footage from the 1939 film Stanley and Livingston, starring a young Spencer Tracy. When I say that extensive footage from the 1939 film was used, I’m not whistling Dixie; and this factor completely dooms the production. The problem is that the stock footage used was from a period piece, depicting a 19th century event. Thus, so that scenes would blend nicely, all actors in our atomic age film were fitted by wardrobe with antiquated dress and had to equip themselves with antique weaponry. In addition, our malarias safari could not take advantage of air transportation, which by 1959 could have airlifted the entire operation into the African interior in a few hours time. In short, we have a film built around stock footage. Edward Wood is often accused of this practice, but it was never true. His use of stock footage was always, at the least, inventive; and he loved playing with a camera far too much to build an entire film on stock.The trek to the interior takes 27 days, but it feels much longer onscreen. We are treated to torturously long sequences of our explorers, dressed in ridiculously dated pith helmets and white, British jungle garb (the natives, of course, are in loincloths, toting spears, and carry baskets on their heads) snaking in caravan line through cramped sets interspersed with grainy long-shot footage of Stanley and Livingston. I even dozed off once, and upon sputtering awake found Dr. Brady and company still slogging over unremarkable terrain. Feeling duty bound, I even went back a scene or two to make sure I hadn’t missed something noteworthy. I needn’t have bothered: More trails, more drums. When finally reaching the interior and Dr. Lorentz Camp, we find that Dr. has been killed by one of the mutated wasps. The Doctor’s surviving daughter (Barbara Turner), will do her best to supply the obligatory 1950s eye candy and possible romance with male lead, but simply isn’t up to the mark in either capacity.When the monsters do appear, which is seldom, they are a disgrace, pure and simple. These irradiated wasps, which are nimble and sleek in nature without exposure to space cosmic radiation, are here boxy, artless blocks; terribly immobile and resembling (sort of) large ant/flies. They are so graceless and stiff, the film-makers largely have them simply poking their bulkish heads up from the grass or around trees, where victims more or less fall into their barely moving mandibles - which sometimes resemble lobster claws and at other times long spear shaped stingers (these wasps sting with their mandibles).Finally, mercifully, the film ends with actual footage shot in California’s own Bronson Canyon, where the immortal canyon (a book will one day be written cataloging all the great sci-fi b films that were shot at this legendary local) is shot to look somewhat like a volcano in eruption. The large fleets of wasps, of which we never see more than two at a time, meet their end by this extremely convenient volcanic activity. Our survivors watch the event by peeping over the edge of a cliff like kids watching a ball game from the bleachers. The (Thanks be to Jesus) End.Eduardo Ciannelli, Joel Fluellen, Robert Griffin, Barbara Turner, and Jim Davis It is at this point in a post where I normally get to the Good Stuff – describing the elements about a film I love or consider worthy of attention and praise. There won’t be any of that here. As previously stated, this film is an absolutely perfect failure with nothing to recommend it, and as such holds a bizarre fascination for the true B movie aficionado. For those of this persuasion, it’s like finding an albino vulture hopping around a carcass; vaguely wrong and ungainly, certainly, but so rare one cannot look away. So, what we will do instead is to contrast elements of Monster with similar elements in its Bizarro universe brother, Kane; and by shinning a spotlight on this Ying and Yang, gain insight into Monster’s unique and uniform lack of worth. Let’s call this section: Kane and Monster – The Matter/Anti-Matter Twins.Let me begin by saying that it is my fervent hope that somewhere, somehow, there exists a person that both cares for film and does not know about Welles’ 1941 film. I simply have to believe that such a thing is possible, and I hold fast to this dream. If you are this person – God bless you. Really, God bless you. This brief synopsis is for your benefit.Citizen Kane tells the story of Charles Foster Kane, who by a combination of luck and brash attitude grows from a child of poor parents to a mega-rich media mogul, controlling the opinions of the country. It is a very American rags-to-riches story; a Dickensian story where the little waif, instead of becoming safe and beloved, becomes the richest and saddest man in the world. It is considered a biopic as well, as many of the events of Kane’s life mimic exactly the rough and tumble passage of William Randolph Hearst, publishing magnate and also at one time one of the saddest and richest men on the earth. Kane is about how power corrupts, or maybe how much a boy needs a mother’s love; or perhaps it is about America and the vast moral vacuum created by capitalism? All and more, I’m sure.Where Monster utterly fails on every count, Kane succeeds. Where Kane shines brightest, Monster develops its most inky shadow. In ever respect – matter/anti-matter! There is no element of one that is not polarized in the other. It is useful to look at them together in their contrasts.Please keep in mind; we are not comparing the two films, which would be an act of stupidity. Kane, after all, cost a mega fortune and went way, way over budget into the bargain; so much over budget, if fact, Kane nearly destroyed its parent studio (RKO) when it completely belly-flopped at the box-office. Monster, on the other hand, had a budget one could carry in a hip pocket, was delivered neatly on time, and made it’s investors a tidy profit as it did brisk business at the drive-ins. No, we will simply be contrasting elements of these star-crossed films, exploring the polar qualities that keep them both spinning around one-another like positive and negative ions.These contrasting elements are:Matter/Anti-Matter Element No. 1: CastingIn all of the glorious history of low budget film-making, no film has ever boasted the kind of willful miscasting that exists in Monster. Our lead scientist, Jim Davis, was a rawboned actor from Missouri who never even tried to loose his hard, rural accent. He was a solid presence in many westerns, and his big, gruff manner was a natural fit for the genre. Not so natural was his casting here, where he never can quite manage to convey “rocket scientist.” In short, I cannot imagine an actor less comfortable around test tubes, nuclear theorem, and genetic theory of radiation mutation. I think my favorite moment comes when Dr. Brady decides he must go to “Warshington,” to explain his irradiated wasp theory. Mr. Davis, who finally found his niche on the long running TV-hit Dallas, seems terribly embarrassed and often bored here; and in several scenes gives his lines such a brusque, flat going over it’s obvious he’s rushing to get it over with. At least Davis’s large-boned scientist might have seemed at home on the safari trail, but being forced to dress in silly 19th century garb ruins this opportunity. It is not possible to see poor Mr. Davis, posing in white-scarved pith helmet and ankle high boots, and not snort a laugh.Actor Joel Fluellen as Arobi, the loyal, African guide and servant of Dr. Lorentz, is treated very poorly as well by casting. Fluellen was the most accomplished and hard working actor in the cast, having a long and busy career on television. He tries hard here but cannot escape looking ridiculous, reading his stunted lines of African native English (Animals flee monster in Green Hell. This I have seen!) in his distinctly American voice with a faint Louisiana tinge.The remainder of the cast was all similarly abused by their agents and the film –makers: Barbara Turner is cast as Lorna Lorentz, the headstrong, beautiful daughter of an African missionary. The casting agent, if there was one, seemed not to notice that Ms. Turner was a dour actress that, while not unattractive, was simply plain and projected a fragile, quiet darkness - a woman perhaps crushed by hard times or bad luck. That is to say, Ms. Turner fails to communicate the impassioned fire of a missionary’s daughter and then some. Naturally, she is given absolutely no help here either by make-up or wardrobe. Ms. Turner is given a short bowl haircut, just to insure a complete absence of feminine softness, and her clothes always look about two sizes too big. A brief romance is hinted between Dr. Brady and Lorna, but no one concerned – writers, actors, and director – has any energy for it.Vladimir Sokoloff and Eduardo Ciannelli where actors often called into service when an ethnic type, any ethnic type, was required. Ciannelli, with his dark eyes and grim mouth, was often cast as a foreign agent of evil; and in his time played everything from Hindu mystics to Mafia bosses. He was a powerfully intense actor, most notable as the turbaned villain to Cary Grant’s hero in Gunga Din. Here he is completely wasted as a tight-lipped Arab guide, his black glower completely unappreciated and unexplained. He might have had a line or two, and the actor seems often winded and off-balance, blundering along the endless trails (perhaps Mr. Ciannelli’s stoic glare isn’t so unexplainable after all).Vladimir Sokoloff is cast as the Albert Schweitzer-esque, Dr. Lorentz. Sokoloff, a Russian by birth, played in his time virtually every nationality under the sun – Chinese, German, Italian, Mexican, Indian; you name it. He often played the noble, gentle peasant/sage; as in For Whom the Bell Tolls (1943), where he played the sweet rebel, Anselmo. Mr. Sokoloff would really strike gold, however, when cast in The Magnificent Seven (1960), cast wonderfully as the wise peasant spokesman and town elder. In Monster, however, he is perfectly and completely miscast as a modern man of science, berating the ignorant natives for their primitive superstitions. Mr. Sokoloff was well off his game in monster. His talents burned most bright when cast as an “ignorant peasant,” dressed in sun-bleached cotton, smiling gently with the innate wisdom of the peón.So in ever case, Monster terribly and irrevocably miscasts its actors, strangles and destroys what natural gifts the actors have, and inevitably blunts their beauty and crushes their spirits. Let’s move on to Kane.Citizen Kane has members of the Mercury Theatre troupe as its stars. These were the hand-picked cream of America’s acting talent, and part of a troupe of actors formed by Welles and fellow wunderkind, John Houseman. These were not only a collection of the finest actors in the world, they were all also something more – brilliant and slightly exotic, certainly, or maybe the coolest kids in the world; collecting together like the mutants in the X-men, unable to feel comfortable with the normals and drawn to their own. If so, Welles was certainly their Professor Xavier; proud of them, loving them, using their super powers for good.Agnes Moorehead And, yes, he cast his collection of super-freaks perfectly; from Agnes Moorhead as the stoic, magical Mother Kane to George Coulouris as the bleak capitalist, Mr. Thatcher. The credits read like a shimmering double helix of DNA perfect casting: Joseph Cotton as the warm, cynical best friend, Jedediah Leland; Susan Comingore as the simple, tortured and very blonde Susan Kane; Ray Collins as the professional politician, James W. Gettys - in every case it seems the actors had been born and bred on some remote farm for their roles. Ruth Warrick, Everett Sloane: Perfect in every case. You get the picture. Hell, even Alan Ladd, a non-Mercury interloper, is perfectly selected as one of the baritone-voiced newsmen in the shadows, seeking the answer to Rosebud, his pretty head looking nicely symmetrical with stylish hat.Matter/Anti-Matter Element No. 2: Screenplay:Herman J. Mankiewicz and Orson Welles wrote the screenplay for Citizen Kane. Mankiewicz wrote many great screenplays (Wizard of Oz, It’s a Wonderful life), but Kane is by far his best. The pairing with Welles certainly brought out the best in a very good script writer. Here’s an example from a scene often referred to as “Bernstein’s memory”:Mr. Bernstein: (referring to a question about the meaning of Kane’s last word – Rosebud) Maybe some girl? There were a lot of them in the early days.Reporter: It’s hardly likely, Mr. Bernstein, that Mr. Kane could have met some girl casually and then, fifty years later, on his deathbed suddenly remember----Mr. Bernstein: (Speaking over the reporter) Well, you’re pretty young, Mr. Thompson. A fella might remember a lot of things you wouldn’t think he’d remember. You take me. One day back in 1896 I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry; and as we pulled out there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress, she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn’t see me at all. But I bet a month hasn’t gone by since that I haven’t thought of that girl.This is one sampling, but the entire script, from the opening credits to the final shot of Rosebud, every line seems chiseled into its proper place, yet always brimming with inspiration as though it were imagined on the fly.The screenplay for Monster From Green Hell was also written by a team: Endre Bohem and Lois Vittes. Endre was once an assistant to Harry Cohen. He wrote most often for television and was story consultant for two excellent television westerns, Gunsmoke and Rawhide. Lois Vittes wrote for television as well, but is best remembered for writing a very good script for the underappreciated I Married a Monster From Outer Space. Although both were capable of better, the script for Monster is a slight, weightless thing, never achieving any sense of poetry (snort) or even moderate drama. It is completely and uniformly flat and dead.This sample is from the picture’s grande finale, so emotions are at their summit. The giant wasps have all just been incinerated by molten lava, and our survivors are looking down into the simmering, liquid pit of death:Dr. Brady: Well . . . it took a volcano to do what we failed to do.Dr. Morgan: Sometimes nature has a way of correcting its own mistakes.Lorna Lorentz: My father must be pleased.Arobi: The death of the creatures will bring about the deliverance of my people. The gods have been kind. They have taught us, as Dr. Lorentz taught us, to have faith. (Arobi casts his eyes skyward.) (Screen fades to black.)As I say, emotions are running (yawn) very high. At the scene’s end, actress Barbara Turner stares flatly right into the camera, obviously done.Matter/Anti-Matter Element No. 3: CinematographyThis won’t take but a minute.The cinematographer for Monster From Green Hell was Ray Flin. Mr. Flin worked sporadically in television until the 70s. Considering that at least a quarter of Monster is comprised of stock footage, little is asked of Mr. Flin in this, his single movie credit. Little was asked, less was given. There is nothing but medium shots throughout, and very, very few close-ups. I don’t recall any dolly shots, either. Flin’s camera is completely static, his shot composition as exciting as a photograph of the track team for the yearbook. The camera is simply positioned to include the speaking characters and turned on. When the scene is over, the camera is turned off.Gregg Toland was the cinematographer for Kane. Toland shot Grapes of Wrath (1940), Little Foxes (1941), and he surrounded Olivier in all those beautifully dark clouds in Wuthering Heights (1939). He also shot a ton more classic films. Of course Welles demanded him and used him. He was the best in the world, and Welles had studio money burning a hole in his pocket. What's that? Yes, Yes, Goddammit, I was coming to that: (ahem) In Citizen Kane, Toland used the “deep focus” shot, with a remarkable depth of field, to tremendous effect. Happy now? Toland's greatest moments in Kane come when filming the enteriors of the mamoth, soulless mansion, Xanadu, that Kane has built high atop a bleak and sunless hill.Hopefully we have demonstrated why these films should always be shown on a double bill. Together, they would represent the perfect movie going experience – the absence of light in one making the other shine the brighter, the challenging depth of one allowing us to appreciate the complete worthless superficiality of the other. As we wrap this up, it may seem that I hate Monster From Green Hell and love Citizen Kane, but this isn’t so. I actually feel nothing powerful for either film.Both films represent a kind of perfection, and we humans love the imperfections in one another – and in other things as well. Mona Lisa and her odd smile, Robert Mitchum and his odd, crooked face. Marilyn Monroe and her fragile desperation. Both these films, because of their respective, uniform perfection, are completely unlovable.Orson Welles and Xanadu Kane is a film only a film maker could love. I don’t love Kane because Kane doesn’t love me. It is simply a bright, shiny machine built by a brilliant boy, playing with all of daddy’s (RKO Studios) expensive tools. Loving Kane would be like loving the cheerleader with the perfect skin and breasts, or the school’s star quarterback who also gets good grades without trying. In other words, to love Citizen Kane is to love one of life’s winners; to feel your love turn small and unnecessary. Everything is too easy for Kane. He can’t have my love along with all his easy triumphs.Monster? Much the same for the Monster From Green Hell. Monster pretends he loves you just so he can pick your pocket for the price of a ticket. The film makers spent their real energy on the trailers, putting absolutely nothing of themselves in the actual film. It is just a cheap, carelessly made contraption to extort money. At least the trappings of Kane are beautiful to look at; with Monster, only something sordid and a bit greasy is ever revealed. Loving Monster would be like loving the carnival barker with the sweaty face and soiled jeans. He promises exotic thrills but delivers only women with slight mustaches and two headed chicken embryos in alcohol.What I mean is, like the Bizarro twins that they are, I think of both these films in the same way. Should you see these films? Hell yes. I demand, however, that you see them as a double feature. Snuggle up with someone you love or at least lust for, a bowl of popcorn between you, and watch these anti-matter twins perfectly compliment one another. If there is no significant squeeze at the moment, that's alright. Don't forget the popcorn, though.Let’s watch the trailers! Be careful, you will find yourself falling for Kane as Welles trots out all his beautiful show ponies! – Radiation Cinema! MONSTER FROM GREEN HELLCITIZEN KANE

Sony unveils PlayStation 3 Slim, drops PS3 prices by $100

Sony just released news that it will slash prices on its PS3 consoles by $100 (100 EUR in Europe) on all versions of PS3 consoles. Some retailers have dropped prices a few days earlier, probably due to the rumor that a price cut was imminent. Apparently, Sony is trying to improve sales of its console, which was underselling compared to Microsoft XBox 360 and Nintendo Wii.

Another news is that PS3 Slim console has been unveiled at last, at shipments will begin approximately in September 2009. Amazon customers can pre-order the new PS3 Slim console already for $299 with free shipping.

How different is PS3 Slim console from the previous versions? First of all, it has 120GB hard drive – 50% more space then the most popular of PS3 systems, the 80GB model. Slim model is also 33 percent smaller and 36 percent lighter then the 80GB and 160GB models. And it’s still a fully-features PlayStation 3 model, with Blu-Ray player, USB ports, Wi-Fi adapter and 1 gigabit ethernet connectivity. No luck with a memory card reader or compatibility with PlayStation2 – just like in the year-old “fat” models.

** UPDATE **

Although officially shipments of the new PlayStation 3 Slim console were not supposed to begin until August 31, 2009, the system I pre-ordered on Amazon a week ago has been shipped to me today (August 26, 2009) via USPS.  The suspense of waiting for the precious package has begun…http://www.FeedBurner.com).gif" />If you liked this post, buy me a beerRelated posts:

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Inception

Inception movie trailer - starring Michael Caine, Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Cillian Murphy, Ellen Page, Marion Cotillard. Directed by Christopher Nolan. Theatrical Release Date: 7/16/2010
Genre: Action-Adventure
Rating: PG-13

(500) Days of Summer

You would think that there are only so many movies that can be made where boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, girl stomps his heart with her Birkenstocks and then instantly gets married to someone else but no, Hollywood has an endless barrel of scripts that follow exactly that formula. The proof is “(500) Days of Summer,” the latest semi-romantic stomach-churner to be unleashed upon battle-hardened audiences.
From the opening shot, it looks like maybe there is hope for this quaint portrayal of love gone foul. After all, we are treated with a narrative that moves forward and backward in time, a favored tactic amongst first time directors whose previous experience consists mainly of music videos. But after a few more minutes it becomes clear that the only thing this movie shares with “Memento” is that same feeling of wanting to pull out my own entrails and fashion a crude noose. Only this time, it’s not because the film’s story is so crushingly dark – rather, it’s simply because I know I will probably lose fewer brain cells through auto-erotic asphyxiation than if I remained conscious for the duration of “(500) Days of Summer.”
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: a straight-laced boy falls for a quirky girl but get this: she doesn’t believe in love. Instead of running for the hills like any sane man would, he instead subjects both his soul and his penis to a series of never-ending tortures at the hands of his callous objet d’amour.
Let’s face it – it’s the dude who played the kid in the show about those aliens (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) – so he probably didn’t read the script before signing across the dotted line and thanking his lucky stars that anyone actually remembers he is still alive. His love interest, portrayed by Zooey Deschanel is attractive in the way that spitting cobras are hypnotic, all big eyes and hair until they launch corrosive, acidic venom into your eyes and eat your heart for breakfast.
By the end of the movie, I was left wondering if there were any actors remaining in Hollywood who hadn’t played these exact same two roles at some point in their careers. Where would they dig up the next two losers to fail at romance in 35 mm? Would Vin Diesel fall hard for Whoopi Goldberg? Would Jessica Simpson coldly shut down that guy from the “time to make the donuts” commercials?
No matter which scenario I imagined, it made me shudder to my very core. Do yourself a favor and preserve at least a few illusions about how happy your life could eventually turn out to be. Avoid this film and instead stay at home with your collection of tiny dolls made out of your ex-girlfriend’s locks of hair.

No Longer a Christian Nation

What would Jesus Do on healthcare reform? Apparently, he’d scream all sorts of slanderous insults at the top of his lungs, call our President a Nazi, and tell the uninsured to go die in the streets like the money-grubbing suckholes that they are.
Keep in mind that the vocal opposition to healthcare reform is the Christian Right. It’s time to stop pretending that America has any form of Christianity that actually resembles real Christianity. Christianity used to be about helping thy neighbor, but now it’s just some bastardization of religion whose main tenets are: “Fuck the government. Fuck the poor. Let’s make sure I keep what’s mine.”
You can be sure that whenever a complex issue comes up, a huge portion of the American people will run in circles screaming at the top of their lungs in fear because they’re simply too stupid to understand anything and too willfully ignorant to educate themselves when information is so readily available. The right-wing and the Christian right have concocted an anti-healthcare reform platform that’s so filled with lies that it’s hard to know how to combat it. Surely, if they wanted to start a “World is Flat” campaign, they could certainly convince their constituents that the “World is Round” folks have just been shoving some giant government conspiracy down their throat for the last however many years.
These morons have been referring to healthcare reform as some kind of Nazi propaganda while being completely incapable of connecting the two (because there is no connection). These same morons have been willfully utilizing completely debunked criticisms as well: government takeover (debunked), illegal immigrant insurance (debunked), death panels (debunked) – the list goes on and on. And this is all in an effort to make sure the uninsured – the poor – stay uninsured. The irony is that the uninsured end up going to emergency rooms and driving up the cost of healthcare, costs that are put on the American taxpayer anyway.
A further irony is that the parents of all these idiots are likely on Medicaid or Medicare, a government run healthcare system that works quite well. Another irony is that old people are largely against healthcare reform, citing the “government-run” thing as their main criticism, despite the fact that the government runs their healthcare. I say that if you’re old and have the gall to oppose healthcare reform, we pull your Medicaid or Medicare and let you fucking die as soon as possible. And if you’re one of these Christian right-wing idiots and your parents are taking from the government, we let them die too.
After all, this is the mantra of our Christian nation: fuck the government, fuck the poor, give me what’s mine. Man, that Jesus must have been a hell of a guy.

Funny People

When you name your movie “Funny People,” you better fucking back it up. I mean, you wouldn’t name a movie “Badass Express” and then cast Kevin Kline and Bill Hader as grizzled law enforcement veterans, would you? As far as I can tell, director Judd Apatow was using the word “funny” in an ironic sense, like “wouldn’t it be funny if a comedian was dying?” Well, after having sat through almost two hours of his dead-end ruminations on this tedious theme, I can only reply by asking “wouldn’t it be funny if Apatow’s next film was a pornographic snuff film starring himself and Seth Rogen?”
Because let’s be honest here: Rogen is not a funny man. Sure he’s overweight in that non-threatening, elementary school janitor kind of way, and he talks like the friendly guy behind the counter at the local McDonalds. However, these qualities don’t make you a star, and the only reason I can conceive of for Apatow’s insistence on casting him in the majority of his films is that a secret love has blossomed between the two Hollywood hotshots. It is often said that serial killers murder their victims so that no one else can ever possess them, and from the amount of time Apatow spends directing his lens onto Rogen’s chunky face I feel it is inevitable that one day, the public will be treated to grainy, night-vision footage of their awkward physical intimacy followed by two gunshots and then silence.
But back to the movie. Rogen is far from the only actor horrendously miscast in “Funny People.” You can’t manufacture the frenetic energy and audience connection that stand-up comedians have with their audience, and supporters Jonah Hill and Jason Schwartzman simply can’t cut it, no matter how many times Apatow waves his magic wand over them or sprinkles their bare asses with fairy dust. Adam Sandler puts in a credible performance as the dying comedian in question, largely because he isn’t allowed to yell at pregnant women or punch Bob Barker’s corpse, but even his effort is wasted thanks to a script that meanders throughout its final third.
Mel Brooks once said, “Tragedy is when I fall down an open manhole and die. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole and die.” Apatow apparently misunderstood and thought that as long as SOMEONE was dying, we could both laugh AND cry. He was wrong. The film is utterly ruined by Apatow’s indulgence in maudlin sentimentality. In a tedious attempt to give Sandler’s suddenly not-dying character depth, his mission goes from “trying not to die right now” to “trying not to die alone, eventually”. As he attempts to reconnect with a lover from his past, the audience becomes trapped in a seemingly endless weekend stay at the-one-that-got-away’s house. We are bombarded by images of marital bliss, then marital discord, then a bizarre boxing match on the front lawn that couldn’t possibly feel more contrived if it had instead taken place in space with the entire cast replaced by Klingons.
“Funny People” is the kind of film that Woody Allen would have made if, instead of New York, he had been born in an suburban neighborhood outside of Ohio. Even with a gamut of comedian cameos, including a bizarre turn by rapper Eminem as himself cursing at Ray Romano in a chintzy dinner lounge, the movie falls flat on it’s face and begins to implode after the first hour or so. My advice to you is take the ten dollars you were going to spend on this flick, exchange it at the bank for a roll of pennies, and then slowly eat them one by one until you either pass out or gain some kind of super power.

District 9

Sci-fi fans are some of the most beaten down in the world of cinema, second only to horror nerds in terms of being repeatedly disappointed by the projects that are green lit and eventually make it to the screen. The idea of intelligent science-fiction – you know, the kind that actually has snappy dialogue and a plot to go along with hissing alien faces and flying laser bolts – seems to have died out in the 1990’s and been replaced by special effects highlight reels that leave audiences feeling empty inside by the time the credits role.
I honestly thought “District 9” would be different. After having seen the short film it was based on, I felt that maybe they would be able to capture that same pithy, anti-Apartheid sentiment and somehow stretch it out across a full-length feature. I should have known that the chances of that actually happening were about as slim as the chances that Paris Hilton could pass an STD test without having to cast some kind of magic skank healing spell.
All the pieces are there – aliens who click and clock like Eddie Murphy mocking African tribes in the 80’s, institutionalized racism in the form of vaguely Germanic corporate bureaucrats, and a black goo that mysteriously renders your best masturbatory arm a confused tangle of slimy tendrils. Throw in some about-to-take-place ethnic cleansing and we would appear to have a winner – at least from a social commentary perspective.
It’s at this point that I can almost picture the meeting that went on between the creative principles in the film. Sitting around one of those big tables, shooting the shit and hammering out those vital plot points over a huge bowl of blow:
“Say,” says one of the honchos. “These aliens – they’ve probably got some pretty kick-ass guns, right?”
“Right,” says one of the script minions.
“Well how about a scene where they, you know, test them out. On dead pigs and stuff. And each other.”
“Errrr – ok,” says the script minion, nervously glancing around the room and wondering where this is going.
“And then how about tacking a half hour of pure mech-suit carnage onto the end of the film where we shoot as many bullets, lightning bolts and rockets as possible. Oh, and a three-way firefight between skinheads, a Nigerian gang and an unstoppable robot.”
Because that’s EXACTLY what sci-fi fans want to see. 100 metric tons of blood, hot lead and explosives smeared onto the tail end of a movie like some kind of big, ultra-violent middle finger to anyone in the audience possessing more than half a brain. Sorry, “District 9” didn’t come here to think, it came here to fuck – and it’s going to leave a great big stain on YOUR side of the bed when it’s done.
In many ways, “District 9” represents precisely what is wrong with all the torture-porn and pointless SFX garbage that gets shoveled at horror and sci-fi fans these days. Back in the day, directors knew how to ride the knife edge between tension, believability and action. Now, all they do spray as much blood as they can across the silver screen before signing their names across the bottom like some kind of obscene, stylistic finger-painting.
Why bother making alien characters compelling if you are just going to eviscerate them for everyone’s pleasure in the second hour? Why bother parking a giant alien ship in the sky if all it’s going to do is rust for 20 years and then act as deus ex machina in the final ten minutes? The real question, finally becomes why would you waste your time and money on drivel like “District 9” when you could just make Devil’s Tower out of a plate of mashed potatoes and derive the same level of artistic enjoyment?
What’s that? It’s Peter Jackson on Line 3 – he wants to option your leftovers - and then blow them up. Awesome.

Know Your Marine Life?

Know Your Marine Life?
By Jaymi Heimbuch

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How much of the world's oceans are part of marine protected areas?
.8%
1.2%
1.8%
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Know Your Water Infrastructure?

Know Your Water Infrastructure?
Do you know how water gets to your tap?
By Rachel Cernansky

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The Water Infrastructure Financing Act, introduced in May, would increase spending on critical water infrastructure needs to:
$100 million
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How Much CO2 Are We Emitting?

How Much CO2 Are We Emitting?
by Matthew McDermott

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One year of driving in the United States?
4 tons
6 tons
8 tons
10 tonsRead the full story on Planet Green

Know Your Green Tax Breaks?

Know Your Green Tax Breaks?
You're probably qualified for some tax breaks already, and you didn't even know.
By Brian Merchant

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What are Green Tax Credits?
Tax breaks available only for cleantech startup businesses
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Are You a Wind Power Wiz?

Are You a Wind Power Wiz?
by Matthew McDermott

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Approximately, how much wind power is installed in the world today?
120 GW
100 GW
80 GW
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Whats Your Ocean Pollution IQ?

Whats Your Ocean Pollution IQ?
By Sara Novak

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What percentage of the ocean is considered heavily effected by human impact including pollution?
20 percent
30 percent
40 perc... Read the full story on Planet Green

Know Food's Water Footprint?

Know Food's Water Footprint?
by Matthew McDermott

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How many gallons of water are required to grow a pound of tomatoes?
19 gallons
22 gallons
34 gallons
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Know Your Energy Use?

Know Your Energy Use?
Modern life seems to require increasing amounts of energy, but knowing what uses the most energy and seeking renewable forms of energy to power your life can go a long way to lowering your carbon footprint.

By Matt McDermott

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How much electricity is consumed by the average US home in a mo... Read the full story on Planet Green

Know Your Green Diets?

Know Your Green Diets?
Do you know what makes a diet green? Find out by taking our green diet quiz.
By Sara Novak

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How much can a vegetarian diet decrease your carbon footprint in one year on average?

250 pounds
2 tons
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